He Better Not

To answer your first question, no, I’m not talking about it…not yet

Thanks to Dad for sending me this…and he wanted me to make sure I saw the quote by the director of business development for the company that makes the dolls: “I believe that as a churchgoing person, anyone can benefit from hearing the words of the Bible.”…y’know, the good thing about Jesus Freaks is that they are a never-ending source of things to get aggrevated at, so I must thank them for that…second of all, WHAT THE CRAP?!…I think what he meant to say was “…anyone can benefit from hearing the words of the [Christian] Bible [unless, of course, they want to burn in hell with all the Jews and Gays]”…Honesty is the best policy, brother…if you want to say something dumb, you may as well have it be so radical that you get some real attention.. Like, rather than having the talking Jesus doll say things like “I tell you the truth, no one can see the kingdom of God unless he is born again”, have him say things like “Ow, get this crown of thorns off of me before I bleed to death!”…and a retail price of $20??…their director of finance must not be Jewish, a sure sign of a company that’s just asking for trouble…I can just picture the conversation at the unemployment office in January…”Well, I had a toy company, but I forgot to hire a Jew, so we had to fold after we could only afford to stuff the dolls with used kitty litter.” (thanks to Grant for that one)…

Seems like I’m in a better mood yet again, and I can play “Do They Know It’s Christmas?” on the guitar…you wish you were as culturally diverse as I am…

It would seem that I have taken to drawing classic movie monsters more than anything else, so if anyone has a suggestion, I am totally open to it…I think that Lon Chaney’s “London After Midnight” getup is up next…

That’s it…maybe by next time I’ll share detail about you-know-what
E.

Lyric of the Time:
I was complaining, I was down in the dumps
I feel so strong now ’cause you pulled me up!
Pull me up up up up up up up up!

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